| Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five |
| Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten |
| Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen |
When we last left our crack fic.... Mark was still being blamed for this entire mess.
"You mean he's the one that changed Amy?" Rory asked, "and made all of this crazy stuff happen? Oh my god Amy!" he suddenly shouted before anyone could answer him. "What happened to her? Where did she go?"
"Relax," Donna said, "she was taken by the mannequins, remember. I'm absolutely certain she'll be just fine."
The bearded man looked as if Donna had punched him in the stomach. "How is all of this my-"
"Shoosh, ape," Nine snapped. "So how is all of this his fault?"
"Just look at him!"
They all stared at the bearded man.
"I don't see it," Eight said after a long moment. "What are we looking for?"
"Do any of your recognize him? Does he fit into this world?"
"Well I don't recognize big nose over there, but you're not accusing him of being the cause of all this," Nine said.
"Hey!" Rory protested. "Pot! Kettle! Black!"
