Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
When we last left our crack fic....
"First things first we need to get the TARDIS back and then we need to deal with Rassilon. I don't know who or what is messing up time, but I don't think we can't do anything standing here without a time machine."
"Yes that's all very well and good," Amy interrupted, "but where is it? And more to the point, how did you all end up here outside it? What's a cloister bell anyway? You've never mentioned it Doctor."
"It's the TARDIS alarm bell Amy," the Doctor informed her, "it rings in impending disaster."
"Right, not a good thing then..."
"Definitely not something we want no, the question is why did it ring? And why did you abandon the TARDIS?" He said, now addressing his former selves.
"I'm afraid we had no choice." Six said sadly.
"Flesh eating mannequins," explained Rory frankly.
Amy nodded, and then did a double take. "Wait, what?!?"
"Mannequins. You know, the little ones that look like children for kids' clothes? Only they could move and had razor sharp teeth. They tried to eat spiky hair's arm."
"And my coat," said Six, gesturing sadly down at a chewed bit of rainbow cloth.
"And oh, what a shame that would have been," Eleven snarked.
"Says the man in a bow tie," Handy grinned.
Six looked hurt. "I love this coat!" he said protectively. "That means that, at one time, you loved this coat too!"
"I have decided something," Four said loudly before another argument could break out. "I shall never regenerate and instead live forever!" he proclaimed. "Anything to not turn into one of you pasty little gits."
Handy looked highly offended. Eleven fingered his bow tie. Six merely rolled his eyes. It looked as though an argument was about to break out, when a little girl's scream caused them all to whirl round.
Standing under the archway were four Time Lords in full regalia. The tallest of them them held a staff in one hand, and in the other he held Little Donna firmly by the throat.
Eleven gasped. "Maxil?!"
A man looking dead similar to Six, minus the coat, was the one holding Little Donna.
Handy chuckled. "Say Six? Why did you become an exact clone again?"
Four sighed. "More politics I presume?"
"This is no time for laughter!" Amy scolded Handy, shutting him up fast, "we need to help Donna.." Before she could finish however, Rasillon himself appeared behind Maxil, taking Donna from him.
"Doctor," He called down to them, his bellowing voice reverberating around the scene, "this is the end, for you."
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
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Crack Fic: Chapter Seven
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E.L.S.O.S. 83p · 744 weeks ago
"Doctor, enemy of Gallifrey, for your crimes against this world you have been tried and found guilty," Rasillon said, his eyes fixed on Eleven. "On behalf of our people I hereby sentence you to execution."
Eyes narrowing, Four began to play with the edge of his scarf. "Rasillon is dead," he said after a long moment. "I've been for his crypt."
"Besides," Six said, frowning, "what crimes have I committed to earn such a sentence? I'm the Doctor! Are you sure you haven't gotten the Master and I mixed up?"
"We have already dealt with the Master," Rasillon said, a smile crossing his face. "Now to dispose of Gallifrey's other most costly mistake."
George · 744 weeks ago
"You have meddled in time beyond even what we thought you were capable of. You need only look around at your companions to see that your time line has been corrupted to unimaginable levels and if we don't act to end it, you could tear through the fabric of the universe, destroying everything."
"And what about Donna," Handy called out, "why have you taken her? What's she ever done?"
"She is a product of the Doctor's corruption, she should not exist by all rules of the universe and must be dealt with accordingly."
doesntsparkle 93p · 744 weeks ago
"I hadn't thought of that,' Rasillon said. "The clown has already had a trial, I suppose we could start with him."
The executioner raised his gun to shoot the Sixth Doctor, when Amy kicked Rassilon in the chin and escaped. She grabbed his wrist and bit hard, causing the executioner to drop the gun.
Dragon Elexus 124p · 744 weeks ago
"Let them go," Rory ordered with the strongest tone he could order.
Rassilon didn't even flinch. "You won't shoot. Besides, human, why would you? You don't have even the smallest piece of knowledge of why the Doctor has been sentenced, why he's here."
Fusionman29 66p · 744 weeks ago
He gets into a calm, accusing tone. "In all my travels through time and space I have battled against evil. Against power-mad conspirators. I should have stayed here! The oldest civilization — decadent, degenerate and rotten to the core! Power mad conspirators? Daleks, Sontarans, Cybermen — they're still in the nursery compared to us! Ten million years of absolute power. That's what it takes to be really corrupt. "
E.L.S.O.S. 83p · 744 weeks ago
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E.L.S.O.S. 83p · 744 weeks ago