Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
When we last left our crack fic....
"Let her go," Handy said quietly, his eyes not leaving Donna's panicked face.
"Doctor, enemy of Gallifrey, for your crimes against this world you have been tried and found guilty," Rasillon said, his eyes fixed on Eleven. "On behalf of our people I hereby sentence you to execution."
Eyes narrowing, Four began to play with the edge of his scarf. "Rasillon is dead," he said after a long moment. "I've been for his crypt."
"Besides," Six said, frowning, "what crimes have I committed to earn such a sentence? I'm the Doctor! Are you sure you haven't gotten the Master and I mixed up?"
"We have already dealt with the Master," Rasillon said, a smile crossing his face. "Now to dispose of Gallifrey's other most costly mistake."
"I demand to know on what grounds you have brought me here." Eleven said, his anger unmistakable.
"You have meddled in time beyond even what we thought you were capable of. You need only look around at your companions to see that your time line has been corrupted to unimaginable levels and if we don't act to end it, you could tear through the fabric of the universe, destroying everything."
"And what about Donna," Handy called out, "why have you taken her? What's she ever done?"
"She is a product of the Doctor's corruption, she should not exist by all rules of the universe and must be dealt with accordingly."
"Which one? There are four of him, we can execute one incarnation of a Time Lord without a trial, but four? That's against the Time Code."
"I hadn't thought of that," Rasillon said. "The clown has already had a trial, I suppose we could start with him."
The executioner raised his gun to shoot the Sixth Doctor, when Amy kicked Rassilon in the chin and escaped. She grabbed his wrist and bit hard, causing the executioner to drop the gun.
The weapon skidded to the floor, and Rory saw his chance. He dropped quickly, wrestling for the gun, and pointing it at the guards. It was strange and futuristic, and Rory had never shot one before, but he was sure he could learn quickly. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Amy run off- no doubt to think up a plan if he failed.
"Let them go," Rory ordered with the strongest tone he could order.
Rassilon didn't even flinch. "You won't shoot. Besides, human, why would you? You don't have even the smallest piece of knowledge of why the Doctor has been sentenced, why he's here."
Eleven stared at Rassilon with a glare that could melt Daleks to the core. "No one ever told you what I said in that trial did they!? WELL LET ME TELL YOU!" His tone became calm and accusing. "In all my travels through time and space I have battled against evil. Against power-mad conspirators. I should have stayed here! The oldest civilization — decadent, degenerate and rotten to the core! Power mad conspirators? Daleks, Sontarans, Cybermen — they're still in the nursery compared to us! Ten million years of absolute power. That's what it takes to be really corrupt. "
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
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Hypatia_ 99p · 745 weeks ago
"Listen!" Handy shouted. "This war that's being fought now, light years from Gallifrey, the one you've dismissed as nothing? It's coming here, and it won't be long. To fight it, you'll need me. You'll need us."
Rassilon looked amused. "We do not need you, Doctor. In fact, we shall do better without you. I have seen your past, our future, and I know the choice you made. It will not happen. I can rewrite time, and I shall. That is, of course, why I brought you here. Surely you've figured that out by now?"
Sparkie · 745 weeks ago
"They are merely back in their own times for now, but with your annihilation soon, very soon, their existences will be forgotten."
Anon · 745 weeks ago
"Please," Rasillon said, waving his hand. The gun vanished out of Rory's hand. Rory looked confused for a moment and then suddenly he vanished as well.
Dragon Elexus 124p · 745 weeks ago
"We won't let you do this," said Eleven coldly. "You have laws."
"Laws that you don't bother following," said Rassilon. "Wasn't it you, who not very long ago, completely re-wrote a man's life, on a whim?"
"That- that was to save 2,000 lives!" he responded indignantly, before forcing himself to be calm again. "And you still need to adhere to your rules, anyway. I have rights-"
"I hope," Four interjected wryly.
"We will be all allowed to stand trial, and our companions are not to be harmed. And we are allowed...legal support." Handy, Six and Four looked surprised; they'd never been one to hold by lawyers. "From Romanadvoratrelundar, to be specific."
Fusionman29 66p · 745 weeks ago
Hypatia_ 99p · 745 weeks ago
Four, who had remained quite calm until that moment, suddenly lunged toward Rassilon, but was caught by two of the guards, who flung him up against a wall and held him there. Rassilon smiled. "I know you, Doctor. I could not persuade you to do what I ask if I threatened only you. But Romana, your half-blood child, this inept human man, perhaps...You'd do anything to save them. And in order to do that, I have no doubt that you--" he pointed at the four Doctors-- "all of you, will do as I say."
Fusionman29 66p · 745 weeks ago
doesntsparkle 93p · 745 weeks ago
"How could you?" Four asked. "She was the best and brightest. The very future of our species."
"She was, until she spent too much time with you."
Fusionman29 66p · 745 weeks ago
Hypatia_ 99p · 745 weeks ago
"Right then." Rassilon turned to the Doctors, who were standing closely together. Four was attempting to pat Handy ineffectually on the shoulder, as Handy tried to edge away from him. Six just looked angry, while Eleven stood silently, suddenly looking every one of his 907 years. Rassilon addressed them calmly, but with an unsettling manic edge to his tone. "This war. You ended it once--" Handy interrupted "--and I'll do it again if I have to! If you saw the end of the Time War, then you saw what you'd become. But it's early now, we could stop it before it really begins! Please, Rassilon, listen to me!"
Rassilon waited for him to finish speaking, then went on as if he hadn't heard. "You ended it once. This time, you will start it. You are quite enough of a spark to ignite that powderkeg. You start the Time War, and this time, I will end it on my terms."
Fusionman29 66p · 745 weeks ago
Rassilon growls. "ENOUGH. You will start the war or perish."
Dragon Elexus 124p · 745 weeks ago
A look of surprise and triumph flashed across the President's face, only to quickly be replaced with suspicion. "Will you now?"
"Oh, yes. We're not the respectable sort, you see, the lives of ourselves and our friends are of dreadful importance to us. Starting a war will be no problem at all; we'll whip one up before you can blink. Of course, I did think that the people needed motivation to go war- social and political turbulence, that sort of thing. But then, what would I know?" Four smiled a toothy grin. "I'm sure all of Time will be perfectly willing to go to war on our whim."
"Do not patronize me." Rassilon emanated a cold fury. "Your right, the people shall need something to fight, a reason to go to war. I'm sure that thirteen and a half Doctors and their many vile allies will do perfectly."
Fusionman29 66p · 745 weeks ago
doesntsparkle 93p · 745 weeks ago
"Who are you?" Handy asked
"I'm you from the future, clone boy. Don't you recognize yourself?"
"That means, we are finally ginger!" Eleven shouted triumphantly as he rose his hand to Handy in anticipation of a friendly high five. He was dissed.
Fusionman29 66p · 745 weeks ago
doesntsparkle 93p · 745 weeks ago
"Must you dwell on it?" Eleven asked. "It's bad enough when we don't talk about it all the time."
"I'll take that as a confession." Rassilon interrupted with a smirk.
"You are idiots, all of me." The stranger Doctor shouted. "These ghosts of Gallifrey have no power over us, except the sentiment in your hearts, all eight of them."
Dragon Elexus 124p · 745 weeks ago
The President's smile was cat-like. "I'm sad to say that your rhetoric is correct- we have no power over you- for now. You see, what we need is a decent threat, creatures that are clever enough to make a substantial war against- you and your companions, Doctor. But I'm not stupid. I'm not going to war with you, unless I'm sure we have control of you. Complete control; mind and body."
It sent a shiver down the prisoners' collective spines. "What's that supposed to mean?" Rory asked.
"Oh, wouldn't you like to know?" And with that, the Time-Lords began to lead their prisoners away.
E.L.S.O.S. 83p · 745 weeks ago